just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

casthewinchester:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

what does a tree do when it wants to leave

its leaves

WAIT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC

Somehow this version is funnier.

whilelifepassesby:

sararye:

it genuinely worries me how darren seems to becoming hotter by the second - I mean we went from this

to this

to this

to this

to this

all in the span of one month how the hell will he look in five years

SOMEBODY OPEN A WINDOW PLEASE

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society